Mars Explorer Master

Conquered the land despite the memes…

2025-01-12
05:30:06

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Red Planet Rookie

Congratulations! You've mastered the art of tripping over rocks in 38% Earth gravity.

2025-01-12
05:30:02

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Martian Selfie Stick

You've taken more selfies than soil samples. GASA is not amused, but your followers are!

2025-01-12
05:29:58

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Dust Devil's Advocate

Successfully argued with Mission Control that red really is your color.

2025-01-12
05:29:54

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One Small Step for Meme

Your first words on Mars went viral. History books weep.

2025-01-12
05:29:50

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Phobos and Deimos Double Take

Managed to photobomb both Martian moons in one shot. Impressive!

2025-01-12
05:29:46

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Olympus Monster View

Climbed the tallest mountain in the solar system... in your dreams during cryosleep.

2025-01-12
05:29:42

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Terraform Worker

Added a cactus to Mars. You're basically like a movie star now.

2025-01-12
05:29:38

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Interplanetary Influencer

Achieved more followers than there are stars visible from Mars. priorities.

2025-01-12
05:29:34

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Curiosity Killed the GASA Budget

Spent the entire mission budget on a state-of-the-art camera. Worth it for the likes!

2025-01-12
05:29:30

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Retro Arcade of Mars

Discovered the long-lost arcade games in some hidden bunker in Mars. Fans rejoice!

2025-01-12
05:29:26

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Satellite of Love

Found your soulmate on Mars, but your dating app crashed. Time to resort to old-fashioned Martian smoke signals.

2025-01-12
05:29:22

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