Conquered the land despite the memes…
2024-12-09
02:23:41
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Congratulations! You've mastered the art of tripping over rocks in 38% Earth gravity.
2024-12-09
02:21:26
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You've taken more selfies than soil samples. GASA is not amused, but your followers are!
2024-12-09
02:21:34
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Successfully argued with Mission Control that red really is your color.
2024-12-09
02:21:48
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Your first words on Mars went viral. History books weep.
2024-12-09
02:21:57
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Managed to photobomb both Martian moons in one shot. Impressive!
2024-12-09
02:22:09
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Climbed the tallest mountain in the solar system... in your dreams during cryosleep.
2024-12-09
02:22:19
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Added a cactus to Mars. You're basically like a movie star now.
2024-12-09
02:22:28
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Achieved more followers than there are stars visible from Mars. priorities.
2024-12-09
02:22:53
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Spent the entire mission budget on a state-of-the-art camera. Worth it for the likes!
2024-12-09
02:23:15
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Discovered the long-lost arcade games in some hidden bunker in Mars. Fans rejoice!
2024-12-09
02:23:29
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Found your soulmate on Mars, but your dating app crashed. Time to resort to old-fashioned Martian smoke signals.
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02:23:41
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