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King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
2010-01-30
06:31:45
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It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
2010-01-24
06:51:30
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Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"
2010-01-24
06:54:20
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Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."
2010-01-24
06:54:05
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Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
2010-01-24
06:55:42
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Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
2010-01-25
01:37:49
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Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
2010-01-24
06:57:43
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Headache
Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
2010-01-24
07:15:14
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Migraine
Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"
2010-01-24
07:36:04
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Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
2010-01-24
19:00:19
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Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"
2010-01-25
01:50:49
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Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."
2010-01-24
19:18:43
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Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"
2010-01-24
19:52:55
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Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
2010-01-25
03:27:20
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Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
2010-01-25
01:21:42
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Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
2010-01-24
20:06:37
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Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
2010-01-24
07:27:58
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Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
2010-01-26
02:13:50
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Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
2010-01-27
02:38:40
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Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
2010-01-27
02:50:43
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Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
2010-01-24
18:59:06
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Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
2010-01-26
02:12:07
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No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
2010-01-25
05:21:54
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Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
2010-01-25
01:40:28
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Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
2010-01-26
02:22:34
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Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
2010-01-27
01:26:21
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Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
2010-01-27
01:00:48
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Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
2010-01-27
01:01:03
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Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"
2010-01-30
06:31:44
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Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
2010-01-27
01:00:55
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...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
2010-01-24
07:46:57
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Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
2010-01-24
07:24:21
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Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."
2010-01-24
07:39:17
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Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
2010-01-24
18:34:42
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Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
2010-01-27
01:32:53
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Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
2010-01-27
01:42:29
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Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."
2010-01-27
01:42:04
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Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
2010-01-27
02:35:43
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Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."
2010-01-24
20:01:28
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Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."
2010-01-25
03:36:33
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Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
2010-01-25
04:56:55
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Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
2010-01-25
04:58:11
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Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
2010-01-25
05:55:51
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Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
2010-01-26
05:30:13
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Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."
2010-01-25
06:27:48
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Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
2010-01-26
02:54:43
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Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
2010-01-26
02:56:50
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Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
2010-01-26
04:14:57
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Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"
2010-01-26
06:41:23
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Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"
2010-01-27
00:58:43
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Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"
2010-01-27
01:00:06
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