We Knew You Could Do It

Collect all trophies

2013-08-30
00:04:37

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Birth Certificate

Create a Contestant

2013-07-26
23:23:28

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It's Just More of This

Finish an episode

2013-04-15
07:58:12

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Vidiot Savant

Get every question right in an episode

2013-03-05
11:25:55

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Beast Master

Get 10 animal questions correct.

2012-07-12
09:07:05

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Film In Your Brain

Get 10 movie questions correct.

2012-01-19
00:25:12

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Phatty

Get 10 food questions correct.

2012-06-04
09:45:34

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Living in the Past

Get 10 history questions correct.

2013-07-20
20:29:45

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Unicorn

Achieve the highest gamer rating.

2013-03-12
05:56:57

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One Teat Short of An Udder

Achieve the second highest rating.

2013-06-01
20:51:10

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Mouth-Breather

Achieve the third highest rating

2012-07-17
06:25:38

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100,000aire!

Earn $100,000 lifetime

2013-01-16
19:18:57

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500,000aire!

Earn $500,000 lifetime.

2012-08-07
12:53:33

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1,000,000aire!

Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points

2012-09-29
12:17:16

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DisOrDat Participation Award

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.

2013-05-29
18:17:59

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DisOrDat Destroyer

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

2013-06-04
18:59:19

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DisOrDash

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.

2013-03-16
02:02:11

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Jack Attack Dog

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up

2013-07-29
08:55:41

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Taking it from Behind

Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack

2013-04-28
06:05:38

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Back Taxes

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73

2012-05-24
01:44:30

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Button Banger

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

2013-01-26
09:20:47

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Smelt the Roses

Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.

2012-11-13
10:59:53

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Menage-a-Quatre

Play a 4-player game online

2012-04-11
04:46:49

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My First Time

Screw someone for the first time

2013-07-28
07:57:20

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Virtual Virgin

Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times

2012-05-06
17:22:42

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Enscrewsiast

Screw 50 times

2012-12-11
06:52:41

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The Game's Half Full

Play Episodes 1-36

2012-07-12
02:01:20

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The Game's Half Empty

Play Episodes 1-37

2012-09-18
19:46:38

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Perfect Attendance

Play Episodes 1-73

2012-11-25
07:31:16

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Slack Attack

Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.

2012-03-07
00:58:01

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Beat a Winner

Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game

2012-05-12
17:00:46

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Lose to a Loser

Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.

2012-05-24
01:04:15

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Always a Bridesmaid

Come in second place 5 times in online games

2012-10-05
10:57:48

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Social Outcast

Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.

2012-12-03
02:33:52

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Turncoat

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

2012-07-20
21:56:41

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Quick-Draw McDumbass

Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.

2013-04-13
02:22:09

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Consolation Trophy

Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.

2012-03-02
04:45:59

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Genius for a Day

Score at least $30,000 above your average.

2013-08-02
06:29:51

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Overconsumer

Listen to all commercials after one episode

2013-06-26
08:17:27

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Discovered Gauntlet of Fire

Find the very important gauntlet of fire

2013-01-28
22:25:40

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Great Crowd

Laugh at an easy joke

2012-02-16
12:54:03

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JACK Wrack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack

2013-01-12
15:55:27

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Map Dancer

Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack

2013-05-03
01:04:54

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Lit Twit

Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack

2012-04-01
23:05:25

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Boob Tuber

Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack

2013-02-01
17:14:52

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Incurable Hoarder

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack

2012-09-28
00:07:26

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JACK Smack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2

2012-04-17
21:22:26

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Super Know-va

Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2

2013-08-22
15:57:07

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B Sharp

Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2

2012-06-05
07:19:53

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Math Head

Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2

2012-10-01
06:18:59

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Nest Egghead

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2

2012-02-01
20:45:35

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JACK Crack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3

2012-12-27
17:13:29

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Wizard of Balls

Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3

2012-04-10
07:15:48

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Past Perfect

Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3

2013-06-23
02:32:38

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Sci Fly

Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3

2012-07-29
04:07:23

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Steaming Stockpile

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3

2013-04-05
00:27:36

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JACK Sack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4

2013-05-11
04:44:47

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Cock of the Wok

Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4

2013-08-30
00:04:36

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Hot Butter

Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4

2012-05-12
08:33:22

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Animal Husband

Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4

2012-06-02
04:05:48

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Overprize Load

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4

2012-08-29
17:59:36

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