Mythical Onion

Collect all Trophies

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The Weirdest Journey

Step one - Leave the house

2019-06-27
04:36:39

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When Things go Awry

Step two - Stay clean

2019-06-28
06:43:40

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Betrayal at Condor

Step three - Get cracking

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Gory to Matryoshka

Step four - Save Matryoshka

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The Adventure Begins

Piece together how it all began

2019-06-25
05:17:58

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Blast from the Past

Bring back your childhood memories

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Deja Food

Experience public humiliation

2019-06-25
05:53:14

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Old Friends

Find the hidden stash

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Toodle-oo

Say goodbye to your folks

2019-06-27
04:30:16

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Finishing Touch

Surely you can use these things together

2019-06-27
04:24:27

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Pack Rat

Buy every single item from the vending machine

2019-06-27
04:55:49

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Encouragement

Try to bribe several of the locals

2019-06-27
04:59:32

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Welcome to Matryoshka

Witness the absurdity of Matryoshka for the first time

2019-06-27
04:39:47

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Strong-arm Service

Acquire an unusual business card

2019-06-27
05:20:43

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The Early Bird Gets the Worm

Order a wake-up call

2019-06-27
17:26:53

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Liberator

Sal Limones would be proud!

2019-06-27
17:57:26

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Ivan the Destroyer

Slightly vandalize the room

2019-06-27
17:05:12

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Constant Surveillance

Close observation goes outrageously wrong

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Aloha

Send your parents a postcard from Matryoshka

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Backtracker

Exchange ration card with the professor

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Scream and Run

Oh hai doggy

2019-06-28
06:20:41

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Am I Evil?

We all go a little mad sometimes

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The Final Frontier

Try to find another race in outer space

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Shame on You

Getting the various hard-working classes drunk will get you nowhere

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Charmer

Show them how to treat the ladies

2019-06-28
06:14:06

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Apoocalypse

All work and no play makes Evan a very dull journalist

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Bright Idea

Save your telekinetic powers for later

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New Challenger

Try your hand at all of the GORK Park activities

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Necessity is the Mother...

Blow up the bizarre balloon

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Sharpshooter

Score 20 points by shooting the targets

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Sweet Surrender

Offer the general an excellent treat

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Pro Tiger Tamer

A three-headed monkey would also be useful

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Evan Mosley

Almost like a detective's disguise

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Fearless Coward

Technically you're not supposed to do that

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IDKFA

Disassemble the dreaded item

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Origins

Find a way to bring down the wall

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Not So Secret Cow Level

Find yourself in a heap of trouble

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Meticulous Design

Create the perfect zooming device

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Hero of the Day

Give the people a sure sign that the revolution has started

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The Black Lodge

The right man in the wrong place

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Obsolete Technology

Snap a photo with an antique camera

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Son of a Gun

Prove that you're very thorough with your preparations

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